Why?
Because people are fucking incomprehensible.
Me every time I have more than 3 glasses of bourbon:
I recalled you and I working together in Paris. We were members of the pigeon post during a four-and-a-half month siege of the city by Prussian forces. We worked in raid balloons, delivered mail and secret messages across the communications blockade set up by the Prussians. We sent 65 unguided mail balloons and only two went missing. In the worst winter on record. Two.
“When I walk into a room
I do not light it up.
Fuck.”
-The National (and David)