Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Great Expectations 1998

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  my unabashed love of all things 90s, and Gwyneth, blinds me to a lot that doesn’t work in the film, but i cannot be blind to one of the worst wigs in the history of cinema. WHAT were they doing to my man Ethan?!

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  theo james deserves better; and by better i mean me. he deserves me.

Popular reviews

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  Sliding Doors 1998

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  if each door only leads to these two men, i would politely find a window to go through instead.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 Feb 2024 1

  this film had EVERYTHING: cunty bangs, constant and monotonous dialogue written by chatgpt, sydney sweeney pulling at her sweater to convey shyness, stunt ambulances, and dakota johnson wishing she could be anywhere else on earth while still delivering her now renowned chaotic bitchy one-liners. 

  it was terrible and i had a blast. where ms. johnson goes, i will follow.