Favorite films

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  A Karate Christmas Miracle 2019

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  No. It's just not worth it. I love garbage, the more lacking of self-awareness the better, but no.

  It's ridiculous, it's ludicrous, it hurts watching it in parts, but it's just not worth it. I'm still mad. I'm still annoyed deep in my bones.

  How many scenes can you write of pointless dialogue between two people? It seemed like it would never end. Exhausting, pointless, just blah blah blah blah blah blah. Like that weather conversation you endure with that…

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  The Baby 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  What a fantastic soapy melodrama about an actual man child and his hyper possessive mother and adult sisters. The wackadoo family runs afoul of a motivated social worker that will stop at nothing to make sure the thirty year old baby has a safe supportive home.

  The movie is about a grown man that's has never developed past the toddler years yet it all works well as a simple dysfunctional family drama. Performances are hammy and colorful and the lady playing the mother is spot on perfect casting. Entertaining as hell throughout with a twist/twisted ending that really satisfies.

Popular reviews

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  The Grapes of Death 1978

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  Sweet little french zombie movie. All takes place on the gorgeous hills and rocky terrain of countryside France. The lead actress is just great in this, she had to have been exhausted after each day of filming because she is going completely mad in take after take. Splattery effects that don't dazzle this hardened horror fan, but they get the job done.

  Pesticide on grapes makes drinking the wine turn people into slowly rotting crazies. Being this is set in…

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  Massacre in Dinosaur Valley 1985

  ★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  I'm gonna get this out of the way, no dinosaurs in this, just bones. That being said this is a fun cannibal movie, which makes it a rarity. Most cannibal movies have something in it that makes it a total downer, usually rough animal stuff. This is more of an Indiana Jones mixed with Brazilian tribesman looking for some human gibblets. Interesting action, beautiful authentic settings (after awhile), and cool tribal rituals. I dig it.