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Movies are neat.

★★½ rating = OK (not bad!)

All ratings and rankings are nonsense. Especially yours.

Favorite films

  • The Fly
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Visitation

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  • Street Trash

    ½

  • Danger: Diabolik

    ★★★

  • Bedlam

    ★★★★

  • Mad Love

    ★★★½

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  • Street Trash

    Street Trash

    ½

    Some of the special effects are good but that's all this has going for it. An edgy bore. Feels a bit like an Uwe Boll movie. Embarrassing stuff.

  • The Lady and the Rocket

    The Lady and the Rocket

    ½

    A 40 minute Oldsmobile commercial. It's as fun as it sounds.

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  • 765874: Unification

    765874: Unification

    ½

    Grotesque

  • Naked

    Naked

    ★½

    Johnny the pseudo-intellectual rapist roams London finding cartoonish people at every turn, none of them or anything they do is terribly interesting.