I kind of did not hate this. The writing isn't great, the acting is pretty wooden and the production quality is low, but it's the first Hellboy film that genuinely captures what I've always loved about the franchise. It is also really, really slow for a 90 minute movie.
While this is not really the point, I think there's a world where a Hellboy streaming show is really successful. You can do smaller stories like this without feeling the need to stretch it out to a feature length movie.