During our time watching this, my friend informed me that the Twilight series was written by a Mormon, and let me tell you... That explains so, so, so much.
Oh, and practically nothing fucking happens in this one, except Bella punching Jacob. That was funny.
I cannot tell if the script is painfully self-aware or uncomfortably lacking in all self-awareness, but if I had to guess, I would say the latter. It is mainly due to the script that this film made me physically flail about and reel in pain, which few films have caused me to do. Much like the first film, you have to throw all logic and reason out of the window for this, and even then it's not an enjoyable experience.…
Simultaneously terrible and enjoyable. The story and lore has a lot of contradictions and inconsistencies, and doesn't make much sense, in general; the protagonist is awful, too. Despite all of that, it is oddly engaging and unintentionally very funny.
Note: I watched this with a friend, which absolutely enhanced the experience, and is the way I recommend experiencing Mirrors.
