Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  She Led Two Lives 1994

  Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Such a stressful build-up of duplicity.

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  Peter Pan 2003

  Added

  Suffers from an extremely bipolar, passive-aggressive, problematic depiction of Tinkerbell

Popular reviews

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  12 Years a Slave 2013

  ★ Added

  Torture porn at its finest. Felt like 12 Years of watching human being spit on, whipped bloodily, and raped. Oh, nevermind, here comes Brad Pitt slowly trotting in on a white horse at the two hour mark to save the day. Roll credits.

  For torture porn fanatics out there, this would make a great double feature with Human Centipede (First Sequence) . I would recommend saving 12 Years for the second feature since it's harder to watch. Some stock footage of humans being mutilated from Faces of Death would be an appropriate pre-show to warm up the screen.

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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"