usedvolvo

usedvolvo

Haunted doll with a fused vulva

Full of gnashing teeth etc

Favorite films

  • Blue Ruin
  • Frankenhooker
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Alienoid

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  • Smile

  • Slaughter High

  • Detention

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  • Bitch

    Bitch

    ★★½

    If this was a movie about the woman acting like a dog, I would be showing it to everyone who'd let me. Great performance. Delightfully weird.

    Instead it's a movie about her shitty boring husband. For 4/5 of the runtime it has the exact same plot as every other "work no family yes" movie that's been getting made for decades.

    More dog please.

  • The Ten Commandments

    The Ten Commandments

    ★★★

    An atheist is thrashed to death by angry waves against a comically oversized Ten Commandments.

    Literally within the movie, but also symbolically as I watched at home.

    Moses thicc tho

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