If "The Room" did not exist, film critics would have to invent it.
In a certain sense, they already have. Every time someone is discussing film, justifying their star rating system or whatever, they invariably invoke the concept of the "technically incompetent" film. But this idea is just a specter, a Platonic ideal. Of all the films that exist, only a vanishingly small fraction of them could ever be considered to be technically incompetent. Technically incompetent films simply cannot be…