Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  Sci-fi components: 5/5, of descriptive adjectives awesome and epic
  Robot: 10/10 a robot w daddy issues😹😹, Michael Fassbender is the best at playing the weirdest characters while maintaining an air of sexy
  James franco budget: $5 footlong from subway
  Danny McBride budget: 4x$4 from wendys

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  Under the Skin 2013

  ★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  Came for the soundtrack. Cool shots, still kinda boring

Popular reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Aug 2024

  was waiting for Ryle to press on the baby's soft spot to stop Lily from leaving

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★ Rewatched 01 Jul 2024

  Glen powell is so sexy but the romance arc was cringe

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