Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lost Highway 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I've come to terms with my future. When I turn 65, I plan to start doing my makeup like Baretta here, and I'll spend the rest of my days scaring the shit out of the gen that comes after zoomers.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  If the president of the US shits on your movie, it’s only fair game you make a movie shitting on him

Popular reviews

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  Marcello Mastroianni: I Remember 1997

  ★★½ Watched 28 May 2021

  Marcello complaining about being eternally viewed as a Latin Lover while looking like the sexiest 72 year old grampa

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  Days of Wine and Roses 1958

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jul 2021

  Cancel SNL and bring back teleplays