Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Bloody good int it that!
  Pattipoo does a proper job.

  Bongs gone and done it again!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Nooo demi, don't make a younger, hotter, better version of yourself. Ur so sexy haha x

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2023

  Cried a lot, extended edition for the extended sit down. The film pairs very well with a bottle of Tropicana orange juice.
  I, myself am very much like Frodo and Sam, in which we are each hailing from the shire, entrusted with destroying rings over a long period of time.

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  AVP: Alien vs. Predator 2004

  ★★ Watched 29 Oct 2023

  Just a rate naff, boring film. Not worth on even as background noise. Proper pants as films go, I had more fun stirring a cup of gravy for my pie and mash