Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Happy Together 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2021

  This film posits an important question: What if the person you were in love with was extremely annoying?

  More cinematic wonderment from mr Kar Wai. And a lot of bulge from my man Tony

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  The Slumber Party Massacre 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Aug 2022

  I’d probably start eating a pizza if there were a corpse in front of me. I’m not gonna let good pizza go to waste, I’m not an animal

Recent reviews

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  In the Lost Lands 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Paul WS Anderson is the man Zack Snyder thinks he is. The dedication to being a wife guy has never been so high than with PWSA. This movie doesn’t require much thought. Extreme nationalism will always fail and the people will revolt when the time comes. It has come.

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  Cloud 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This deserves to happen to all resellers. The switch from the first half to the second half is pretty unexpected. Wasn't expecting such an outright violent movie. Kurosawa returns to form.

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2022 1

  THE NIGHT BLADE FEEDS

  Given how incredibly high my expectations were for this, Eggers seems to have shattered every single one I had and said “you weren’t thinking big enough”. This guy literally has no chill. Teared up twice. Can’t believe a film like this was made, for 90 million dollars, in the day and age of safe, artless bullshit. Even despite studio interference (which doesn’t make it feel any less powerful), this film is just an exhilarating joy to…

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  Hocus Pocus 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2021 1

  What a fun Halloween film that mercilessly shames a virgin. Good.