Veilan

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i talk about stories sometimes
• self-professed filmmaker, content creator, and critic •
pretends to know what he's talking about

Favorite films

  • Return of the Jedi
  • La La Land
  • The Incredibles
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Blast from the Past

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Ne Zha 2

    ★★★½

  • The Tell-Tale Heart

    ★★★★

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  • Blast from the Past

    Blast from the Past

    ★★★★½

    I tricked my friends into watching the best romcom of all time

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Funny, lighthearted, and a great pairing of Pattinson's acting with Bong Joon Ho's filmmaking style

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  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    ★★★★

    A genuinely heartfelt and legendary story of the underdog and the teacher. So many incredible trendsetting moments were born from the ingenuity and imagination of Robert Mark Kamen’s screenplay, and it’s classic coming of age style surrounds the film with a layer of 80’s nostalgia. The messages and themes produced by the beautiful dialogue have lived on through the years, and will continue for many more. The Karate Kid is truly an epic story of romance, drama, and action that lives up to its fame.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Call it idiosyncratic, bold, whatever you want; this is not a good movie.

    Since I’ve spent over two hours going in depth on why this film is so bad, I’ll spare you the lecture and send you over to this beast of a review:

    www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5km6b4JjaeQZ5QgqpyJ9JSAVjPCeREqp

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