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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 06 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Elysium 2013

  ★★ Watched 20 Jul 2024

  The D in ADR stands for Damon

  Watched this because I liked the poster when I was younger. It’s impressive how inaudible it was considering that every single line of dialogue had been redone in post (badly bless them). There was a certain point when I realised this wasn’t a “sit down and think”, more of a “watch it and do silly voices” film.

  When a line wasn’t ADR (or even when it was) there were some insane accent direction…

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  What a wafflestomped blend of flat nothing and disingenuous, poorly planned wank

  An entire industry’s worth of money is soiled so that relatively twat poor cg cuphead robots can mill around a desperately uninteresting world populated by desperately uninteresting characters.

  There is no tone. Every scene is a goo-meld of 5 unearned and confused emotions.
  Bland! Quintessentially the most base of all Hollywood output.

  Part of what made that art book interesting was how the vagueness of chronology allowed for…

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  Reservoir Dogs 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Quentin Tarantino is not my particular cup of tea

  I appreciate his expertise and his love for the medium but I don’t care much for most of his work
  Not that it’s bad it’s just super not for me
  Like how coraline is objectively very quite good but I kinda don’t fw it on a spiritual level

  This is good though it has more substance than kill bill
  Most controversial review yet because he is a fundamentally wierd man

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Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I know for a fact this would have been 4 stars if the trailer hadn’t spoiled the main premise

  Really good though! Funny and tense and a little thoughtful.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jan 2025 1

  Timmy goes Electric

  There’s a lot that can and has been said about the music biopic genre in particular; a tired formula, historical washing, lack of sincere depth. But, with the foundation of a stellar supporting cast, there is something endlessly engaging about this Chalamet-helmed extravaganza. 

  Chalamet plays a man earning his small place in the world and dealing with his own life after outgrowing everyone around him. Miraculously hurdling the obvious pitfall of that time-old Dylan impersonation, Timothée mixes…