Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Muppets Most Wanted 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Yes, I am hopelessly biased by nostalgia, but you can’t convince that this isn’t literally peak fiction.

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  Seven Samurai 1954

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Kambei Shimada would be such a badass uncle.

Popular reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2020 2

  if u wanna watch this, do it in the dark with headphones. its such an incredible experience. i cant even imagine how great seeing this in a theater would be.

  this movie is an eye-gasmic descent into madness, accentuated by a haunting score and camera work on a level higher than i believed possible. it can seamlessly maneuver between uprauriously hilarious and pants-shittingly terrifying, sometimes within a single scene. the dialogue is witty, disturbing, and fraught with foreshadowing. maybe most apparent…

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  Dr. Seuss' The Grinch Musical 2020

  ½ Watched 09 Dec 2020

  if you draw a pentagram on the screen while watching this in reverse, you summon the Matthew Morrison Grinch Demon