That's wasn't bad at all, actually. Definitely expected worse. Not incredible by any means, but worth the 90 minutes

The Final Reckoning prep, part 2: People rag on this one, but I love every second of it. It's fast, it's dumb, it's overwhelmingly 00's, but there is not a force in earth that can convince me that receiving your secret mission via rocket-delivered Oakleys that you then throw into the camera as they self-destruct while the theme music ramps up is not the sickest thing I've ever seen. 1000/10

Half a star for the costumes, half a star for the cast, negative four and a half stars for getting so much so wrong about how the Church works. Plus one half star for making the one cardinal vape, that was very funny. Comes out to a single star. I don't mind if you watch this movie, just remember that you learned nothing except precisely how a cardinal cinches his pectoral cross