Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 22 Apr 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Apr 2023

  I was fully expecting this to be just plain bad, but I could not be happier to be proven wrong. Absolutely phenomenal in just about every way, with just enough DnD references to be funny and cheesy without being lame.

Popular reviews

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  The Banshees of Inisherin 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2023

  This film is a masterclass in acting, perfect lighting, flawless camerawork, and incredible writing. As a film, I can't express how much I appreciated everything about it.

  But I freaking hated it.

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  Marked for Death 1990

  ★½ Watched 12 Jan 2023

  2023: The Year of Seagal (3/50)

  I find it hard to believe that after his first two movies, no one told Seagal that he is literally incapable of running like a normal person. And yet, the film opens with an extended sequence of him flapping his arms around like Phoebe in that one episode of Friends.

  What else can I say? Not a single bullet hits its target outside of the stereotypical and totally preventable partner deaths in the first…

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