Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Deepwater Horizon 2016

  ★½ Watched 15 Oct 2022

  I never tip male waiters, hit the oil rig brother

Recent reviews

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  Subjected my house party to this. Half of said viewers were just rewatches, though.

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  Slacker 1990

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  love it, but i fell asleep w/ my girl yet again. clerks is still better & will always be better.

Popular reviews

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  The Phantom Empire 1987

  ★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2022

  This somehow passes the Bechdel test!

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  The Deluge 1974

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2023

  I can’t even comment on why I liked this film because I’m sooo curious as to why so many reviews mention Taylor Swift?? Evidently, I don’t know shit about her, but I’d genuinely LOVE to know how she connects to this lmfao