Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Tiny Dancers 2021

  ★★★★★ Added

  Please enjoy this 5-star comedy masterpiece ** now streaming on Prime Video ⭐️ 

  
  
  

  ** completely unbiased opinion

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  Man of the House 1995

  ★½ Watched 07 Aug 2020

  Story Synopsis:
  Some dipshit 11 year-old makes it his life’s goal to cockblock his Mom from getting fucked by Fletch.

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  It’s not great! But at least it’s still marginally more watchable (for me) than:

  Madame Web
  Kraven the Hunter
  Black Adam
  Quantumania
  Thor 4
  Dr. Strange 2
  The Flash
  Shazam 2
  Morbius
  Aquaman 2
  Venom 2 & 3
  The Marvels
  Joker 2
  Black Panther 2
  The Batman
  Wonder Woman 1984
  this list can keep going

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Between this and The Substance, the Quaid men have really cornered the casting market on playing irredeemable douchebags

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★½ Watched 01 Mar 2022 2

  Around 2 hours and 15 minutes in, Batman says “This isn’t over yet,” and I straight up wanted to kill myself.

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  mid90s 2018

  ★★ Watched 25 Oct 2018

  Thank you, Jonah Hill. From the sincerest bottom of my heart; thank you, thank you, thank you so much ...

  
  ... for keeping this under 90 minutes. You have no idea how much that means to me.