Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cold Skin 2017

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Vibes in daylight shots are giving Ammonite, with weirdness of The Lighthouse and like... Arcadian, maybe? Idk the mood was good but again, super dark lighting (sigh) and cool creature designs. 

  The drawings at the beginning were very Hieronymus Bosch-esque but I wish the actual creatures would've been.... cooler lol

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Disappointed the constant eye fucking didn't actually result in any sex scenes. Homoeroticism off the charts in one of the "manliest" films people talk about

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  The Deliverance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  solid genre film - the kids really sold this for me. their parts with the body stuff actually made me cringe (in a good way). & the cast was stacked. tonsssss of references to horror classics and contemporary classics. the social commentary here is piping hot too. all these characters were people we love to hate & hate to love, and while the pacing was alright, it could've been about 10 mins shorter - some of the middle sequences felt shoehorned in. I'm from…

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  Aliens 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  🎶now they call... me... MOTHER🎶

  petition for studios to learn from Newt on how much children's screaming is appropriate for movies pls. 

  Avatar thought they popped off with the machines people operate them in like one ripley's at the end of this, they just did it with more cgi and a worse outcome 25 years later 

  this was a little long but I enjoyed all the table setting at the beginning tbh. give me more lesbians tearing down these meatheads any day