haley

haley

Favorite films

  • The Witch
  • The Thing
  • Possession
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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  • Sicario

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★

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  • Sicario

    Sicario

    ★★★

    Ughhhhhhhhh 
    This movie is shot so well that it tricks you into thinking what you’re watching is really special & unique…until you think about it for more than a few minutes & realize it’s some “hoorah usa rocks, mexico bad” bullshit.
    Agonizingly slow, the dialogue feels like it’s from call of duty
    Not a fan of the “women can only be strong and badass if they experience trauma” trope that they do here like wtf was even that.
    A rare Denis V. L womp womp

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    I liked it less the more it went on & by the end of it I was exhausted. A huge missed opportunity to do a “Challengers but in space” kind of vibe with the clones. Robert was fantastic tho which is all I care about lol

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★½

    Hugh Grant…I was not familiar with your epic reddit atheist game

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    Without exaggeration one of the most racist, tone deaf, transphobic, etc things I’ve seen in a long ass time. And to add insult to injury, they think they’re really doing something & telling an “inspiring” story?? Like fuck outta here. 

    From a technical standpoint, ugly ass cinematography that’s giving Criminal Minds 2007 vibes. The musical numbers just abruptly begin and end and are so boring. There’s nothing interesting or unique about anything being shown here visually, musically or story wise. 
    Garbage ass “movie”

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