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Companion 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Like if Ex Machina (2014) was allergic to subtext
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Nosferatu 2024
Eggers serving up a lot of what he does best. Haunting sequences and cuts that trick the brain into a minor panic.
And a really solid Dracula adaptation too! The plague elements resonated with me the most (are we past the statute of limitations for what can be considered COVID media?)
But I truly never found Nosferatu scary and it was probably because of the mustache. I know Vlad the Impaler an iconic cum catcher, but this is a non-copyright infringing Dracula bootleg. Get it off his face so I can take him seriously next time. Please.Translated from by
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In a Violent Nature 2024
The boring stuff was absolutely riveting to me. But the interesting stuff was honestly exhausting so I think I’ll take more walking next time thank you.
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