Voc_17

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A robot who knows far too much about old movies.

Favorite films

  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Great Escape
  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro
  • A Better Tomorrow

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  • Ernest Rides Again

    ★★★

  • Ernest Goes to Jail

    ★★★★

  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    ★★★★½

  • Duct Tape Forever

    ★★

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  • Ernest Rides Again

    Ernest Rides Again

    ★★★

    The most exciting thing to happen in British Columbia since Expo 86, or when that bridge fell down, or when Vancouver burned down, but this killed less people so it's more exciting.

  • Ernest Goes to Jail

    Ernest Goes to Jail

    ★★★★

    Somehow a fun Stephen Chow prison comedy got Mandela effected up and became an Ernest movie in this universe, I’m not complaining for the record this was quite fun.

    “I’ve been vandalized by Elvis”

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  • Help!

    Help!

    ★★★★½

    It seems that The Beatles were pioneers of shitposting

  • Les Misérables: 10th Anniversary Concert at the Royal Albert Hall

    Les Misérables: 10th Anniversary Concert at the Royal Albert Hall

    ★★★★

    Going from Philip Quast as Javert in this, then to Russell Crowe as Javert in the movie is like having your best friend serve you a lovely pie and years later having that same friend kick you in the balls for 2 hours and 40 minutes.

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