Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Apostle 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct 2024

  top 5 jobs at the apostle commune

  1. that guy who stands all day on that one podium and yells out various announcements for brother malcolm
  2. whoever collects the blood jars in the morning
  3. the guy who sets up heathen's stand ikea-style every time they use it
  4. the guy whose entire job is to daintily hand a petal to the executioner after they use the heathens stand
  5. the kings assassin

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  Monkeybone 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2023

  i have to go back in time to 2001 and save monkeybone from flopping !!!!!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Dracula 2006

  ½ Watched 06 Aug 2020

  if i die after contracting syphilis from dan stevens' character , thats on me

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  The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2019

  me, starting a new episode while fully knowing this is an unsolved case: ok maybe they find her in this one : (