Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Evil Dead II 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  Puts the Three Stooges to shame and has some of the funnest to look at practical effects ever. Absolute blast

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  Days of Heaven 1978

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 2

  Incredible to look at (especially the locusts scene) but god was the narration a goofy choice

Popular reviews

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  Paterno 2018

  ★ Watched 13 Mar 2024

  Showing up to the Penn State Creamery and holding the worker at gunpoint until they make me a Sandusky Blitz

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  Vox Lux 2018

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  There’s something very intoxicating about Portman’s very bad accent, and the way this movie has no plot and things just happen, and the Hail Mary ending reveal (???) that had me laughing out loud.