vonneguts91

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Favorite films

  • The Fountain
  • The Favourite
  • The Fall
  • The Fast and the Furious

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  • The Sum of All Fears

    ★★★

  • Fracture

    ★★★½

  • Best in Show

    ★★★★

  • The Hurt Locker

    ★★★★

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  • Soundtrack to a Coup d'Etat

    Soundtrack to a Coup d'Etat

    ★★★★½

    I feel like I can relate to synesthetes now.

  • The Fall

    The Fall

    ★★★★★

    Finally pulled the trigger on getting a Blu-ray copy and it was 100% worth it. Whoever is sitting on the rights to this thing is an absolute turdmunch. A 4K version of this should be accessible to everyone as a human right.

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★

    Part 22/31 of Denzeluary—watching a Denzel movie every day in the month of January. I've got a spreadsheet!

    Why does it feel like no one in this movie seems invested at all? Everyone plays their characters so laid back and sedate. My theory is that crafty accidentally mixed the ketamine they had for the rhino into the PB&J's and they only had enough baboon coke to get the emperors back up.

    They made everything bigger than the original but forgot…

  • The Bone Collector

    The Bone Collector

    ★★½

    Part 6/31 of Denzeluary—watching a Denzel movie every day in the month of January. I've got a spreadsheet!

    Why were all the overhead interstitial shots of the city SO good? Queen Latifah sitting in the background doing a puzzle looking like she's watching her stories as she listens to Jolie describing a gruesome crime scene is such a scene stealer. DW does fine with the character he's given, but his character is a fairly generic preturnaturally intuitive detective archetype. Otherwise…