Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2024 2

  "What if I really was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful? Someone buried alive and suffocating to death. Buried far away on the other side of a television screen. But I know that's not true. That's just fantasy. Kid's stuff."

  I don't remember the last time I cried, and not only that but like truly cried in a way that I wasn't there sitting there in my brain questioning the tears as they stung in my eyes and feeling like…

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  Annihilation 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Dec 2018

  Before I get into my partial existential crisis, I'll get this out there: Annihilation is absolutely stunning.

  I love the creature design - literally all of the cool as shit plant life, that alligator and all of those teeth, that horrendously beautiful (and really fucking creepy) bear. Strong world-building is a Feast to my soul, and man did I come away from this well-fed.

  My first time sitting with this film I felt moderate amounts of tension at key scenes…

Recent reviews

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  Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth 1992

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  "Shall we begin?"

  Idk something about this one felt less Hellraiser-y than the others. The Pinhead merge was kinda cool tho

  And that CD kill was iconic

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  Hellbound: Hellraiser II 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  "It is your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining."

  Tiffany doesn't even care about all of this, she just wants to Do Puzzle. Peak autism moment tbh. Kirsty comin in hot with the Evil Stepmother Cloak to save Tiffany. Goes harder than any fashion show I've ever seen before tbh

Popular reviews

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  Dark Harvest 2023

  ★★ Watched 12 Oct 2023

  "Give us a FUCKIN sandwich!"

  They could definitely have cleared up What The Fuck was going on bc wow I was uhhh. Very Fucking Lost throughout the whole damn movie

  I didn't know what this movie was about going in and was very lost, couldn't figure out wtf was going on. Largely felt like something was missing here - fleshed-out characters? A coherent plot? A solid tone? All of the above?

  114/100

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  Jack Goes Home 2016

  ★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2022 6

  ugh, maybe I"m READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS or whatever, but your CHILD IS TRANS, ugh BYE