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  Interview with the Vampire 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Damn those vampires really are an aids metaphor huh

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Genuinely the best 3d animated movie ive seen since puss in boots. Weirdly dark and fucked up? Hilarious the whole time, i was cackling in the theatre and i never do that.

Popular reviews

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  Wolf Song: The Movie 2016

  Watched 06 Jan 2025

  Each minute of this film lasts an hour. Every time i paused it i kept thinking ‘its gotta be done soon right?’ No. It was not. I thought the headache i had while watching this was from the copious amounts of Smirnoff ice i was drinking to get through but i wasn’t hungover the next day so i can only conclude the movie did that to me. I trauma bonded with my roomate in a way i don't think can be replicated. Can a movie exist as both a half a star and a 5 star experience? I can’t even rate this it transcends ratings.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Im still a little put off by the look of these movies - I like how shadow’s model looked way more than the other 3 idk he looked kinda smoother and less realistically fuzzy and i think his proportions were nicer. Once again Dr stone and dr robotnic do toxic middle aged coworker yaoi in a way literally no other media does.

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