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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002
I was gonna do a whole rant about this film but I honhestly just don't have it in me rn, it's both bad and fascinating in ways that are extremely exhausting to think about and I'd rather sleep or something.
I'll say tho that I think it's very funny that Count Dooku starts explaining the whole plot and secrets to Obi Wan (safe for he's working for the bad guy) and he straight up doesn't believe him at all. In…
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Return of the Jedi 1983
EWOKS ARE FUCKING SICK AND A GREAT PART OF THE MOVIE YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN.
Gotta admit, I found this to be better than I remember, but still riddled with pacing problems.
The whole Jabba escape plan takes way too much time for what ends up being a really silly plan and fight, and some scenes feel like pointless miandering that should have given room for the actually better, quiter moments the film does have.
But having said that,…
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was the most disappointing thing since myself.
Just like with Return of the Jedi, rewatching this did change my opinion of it a little bit.
It got just a little bit worse.
This extends for the rest of the pre-quels as well but it's kinda soul crushing to see such a fascinating and interesting story about the looming threat of fascism and authoritrian take-over and how it can be enabled by the incompetency and hypocrisy…
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