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Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Chekhov's automatic wine cork opener

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  Frogs 1972

  ★★★ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  There’s no one on this movie that does not want to fuck Sam Elliot

Popular reviews

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  Golgo 13: The Professional 1983

  ★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2018

  Beautifully cheesy and dumb. The main protagonist is a stumpy potato and idk I had a good time.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Had a great time. Really pretty to look at in spots. Toggles pretty hard from merely competent to absolutely thrilling. Andy the artificial human has the most juice out of the baby zoomer cast. Dead actors should stay dead. Make peace with the idea that nothing is gonna top the first two and you’ll have a grand time. Also has a pretty hefty Alien Isolation vibe and that rules to me. To me this has the same vibe as Prey…

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