Andrés

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Favorite films

  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Jesus Christ Superstar
  • Jesus of Montreal
  • VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

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  • The Quiet Man

    ★★★½

  • Where Is the Friend's House?

    ★★★★

  • Safe

    ★★★★

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★

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  • The Quiet Man

    The Quiet Man

    ★★★½

    Was attempting the “stay awake challenge” during the first third of this and I failed 😞 Still not used to Ford’s love for wacky villagers—somewhat of a problem here given that they make up, conservatively, half the runtime. But then this becomes an endless Tom & Jerry fight through the Irish countryside with a million extras and suddenly I’m locked in.

  • Where Is the Friend's House?

    Where Is the Friend's House?

    ★★★★

    Nowruz Mubarak! This is just delightful in the ways it organically rearranges itself from abject naturalism to vibrant comic scenarios, sometimes in the span of seconds.

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★

    My dad always refers to seeing 𝘚𝘱𝘺 starring Melissa McCarthy as one of the great filmgoing experiences of his life because of what he (somewhat erroneously) remembers as people literally "rofling" in response to the espionage hijinks (let's say the DVD copy he bought at Target shortly thereafter is showing its wear at this point)—audience reaction to this last night was somewhere in the same vicinity. Haven't laughed this hard at (and felt so much professional jealousy about) a new film in quite some time. Genuine inventive fun (and all the other superlatives ppl on this app have been saying).

  • Barbie as Rapunzel

    Barbie as Rapunzel

    ★★★★★

    Stranger and more ambitious than what Disney achieved like a decade later with 𝘛𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘥. This is the definitive version of the story, gay coded Nazi weasel/ferret thing and all.

    Also, at some point we're all going to have to admit that 𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘓𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦 ripped this off...