*sigh* 😔 the best you’re gonna get when you’ll never afford tickets…the ventriloquist puppet, dot showing he can play piano, the amazing dancing and staging, the costumes and lighting, the whole thing being framed as a therapy session with HELEN freakin MIRREN, the chemistry with BABY KEEM. I’d sell an arm and a leg to see this man do what he does in person. Inspiration is the understatement of the century
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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024
Solid, but not as good as Curse of the Were-Rabbit, a certified cinematic mastapeece
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Red Riding Hood 2006
One of the most entertaining movies ever made for all the wrongest of reasons. This is either your much sought-after “The Room 2”, or a genuine sexual awakening involving Superman as a twunky bottom and the *NSYNC guy as a hairy top. Not my kind of fantasy but hey, I recognize when real ✨cinema✨ opens doorways for people
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? 2000
“We didn’t abandon you, Pete, we just thought you was a Toad” 😔
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