Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  American Ninja 5 1993

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  After Last Season 2009

  Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Obviously there is plenty of low hanging fruit here for "I Watched The 10 Worst Movies Ever" listicle cunts but this film is so uniquely peculiar it's a genuine shame it's been shunted off to that particular ghetto.

  If it was in a Cory Arcangel exhibition you'd all be wanking yourselves to death.

Popular reviews

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  Carry On Cleo 1964

  Rewatched 25 Sep 2024

  You couldn't make a film about the Ptolemaic dynasties and the end of the Roman Republic these days, because of woke.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  Watched 21 Nov 2024

  "You look to me to speak. I know not what to say. Except - blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Marcus Aurelius blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…