luke

luke

a showbiz hellstorm. don’t f with me.

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  • Nosferatu

  • I Saw the TV Glow

  • The Player

    ★★★★★

  • The Substance

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    I watched this movie and one tear shed from my fleshy cheek. As I rose from my gum-caked seat all I could muster was “at least this wasn’t marvel!”

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    I liked this movie. I’ll think about the scene at the end for a long time. Very unique I like it! But frankly as long as I’m not watching Marvel at this point I’m happy 😂😂😂

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  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ½

    i really think this is the worst movie i’ve ever seen. every piece of dialogue feels like noah baumbach trying to pwn his ex-wife. he sucks shit. adam drivers character is getting his cock sucked by everyone in the movie the whole time. the kid sucks. just make the kid fucking likeable and the movie instantly makes more sense. why’d they shoot it on film? it doesn’t make sense. it’s really bad dude.

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    I love all of the gobshites in this movie, like.

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