Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Dumbo 1941

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jul 2022

  pacing is all fucked up on this one

Recent reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  blake lively puts on her most cardboard performance to date in this steaming turd

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  Wild at Heart 1990

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 18 Jan 2025

  it's pure fantasy and romance - red lipstick, stilettos, and convertibles! ignite the fire of passion in your heart by watching Nic Cage and Laura Dern bang it out for 20 minutes.

Popular reviews

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  The Endless Summer 1966

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2022

  there are girl surfers, and some of them are even good!

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  Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part II: Eternal 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Apr 2022 1

  coming soon: my 8-part video essay on the Christian reading of Puella Magi Madoka Magica