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  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★½

  • Rivals

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★½

    John Wick wrecks his gorgeous mustang in the first 15 minutes and that should have been my clue that this movie wasn't going to be my thing.

    The action scenes are pretty sweet, but at what cost? A '69 stang, $7 million bounty, and a weak plot driven by weaker character motivations ought to cover it.

  • Rivals

    Rivals

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes a comfort show can be nothing but sex scenes and amazing 80s fashion.

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★★

    Creating a lock room mystery type setting for the papal succession process was just bloody brilliant and the cinematography was beautiful.

    Can't think of the last time I've been that seated for a PG rated movie.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    He fucked a peach.

    This movie was soft and sad and wonderful and I'm 8 years late to the hype, but wow was this beautifully done.

    Are you even living unless you're having sex with an older man and dancing to the Psychedelic Furs playing from a car radio in the streets of Italy while church bells strike the hour???

    I thought this movie handled the sexual frustration and exploration of teen years well. I put off watching this for…