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  • The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    ★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★½

  • Rivals

    ★★★★★

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  • The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    ★★★

    The movie never stopped to breathe and some of the lines were cheesy as hell, but man did the dude built like a brick shit house with the bow and arrow make me feel something when he flirted with Henry Golding's character.

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★½

    John Wick wrecks his gorgeous mustang in the first 15 minutes and that should have been my clue that this movie wasn't going to be my thing.

    The action scenes are pretty sweet, but at what cost? A '69 stang, $7 million bounty, and a weak plot driven by weaker character motivations ought to cover it.

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★★

    Creating a lock room mystery type setting for the papal succession process was just bloody brilliant and the cinematography was beautiful.

    Can't think of the last time I've been that seated for a PG rated movie.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    He fucked a peach.

    This movie was soft and sad and wonderful and I'm 8 years late to the hype, but wow was this beautifully done.

    Are you even living unless you're having sex with an older man and dancing to the Psychedelic Furs playing from a car radio in the streets of Italy while church bells strike the hour???

    I thought this movie handled the sexual frustration and exploration of teen years well. I put off watching this for…