Eleanor W

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Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Clue
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • In the Cut

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Easy A

    ★★½

  • Wind River

    ★★★½

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

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  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★★★

    probably nothing brings me the same amount of joy as my mom turning into an absolute whiner as soon as this comes on 

    ughhhhhhchfhchch not the gremlins!” 

    And then the ensuing list of questions 

    “Who is this actor”
    “You watch this every year and you don’t know this actor?”
    “So they’re bad?”
    “What do you mean rules?”
    “Are they like a gang?”
    “Are they like a pet to this guy?”
    “Do people die in this movie?”

  • Oklahoma!

    Oklahoma!

    ★★★★½

    Gloria Grahame as local horny bitch is such a slay

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★½

    earth sign bf fire sign gf

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★½

    if my dad isn’t stanley tucci i don’t want him

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    Christopher Nolan is to film what I am to pool. Just after shooting one clean off the table, he has returned with maybe the best thing I’ve seen in my stupid life, or at least this year.

    Jaw on the ground, winded, and only half of that reaction was Cillian Murphy’s cheekbones in 35mm

  • One Hundred and One Dalmatians

    One Hundred and One Dalmatians

    ★★★★½

    Six year old Eleanor would don an entire Cruella costume from heels to feather wig and all I have to say now is ~taste~