Eleanor W

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Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Clue
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • In the Cut

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  • Easy A

    ★★½

  • Wind River

    ★★★½

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★★★

    probably nothing brings me the same amount of joy as my mom turning into an absolute whiner as soon as this comes on 

    ughhhhhhchfhchch not the gremlins!” 

    And then the ensuing list of questions 

    “Who is this actor”
    “You watch this every year and you don’t know this actor?”
    “So they’re bad?”
    “What do you mean rules?”
    “Are they like a gang?”
    “Are they like a pet to this guy?”
    “Do people die in this movie?”

  • Oklahoma!

    Oklahoma!

    ★★★★½

    Gloria Grahame as local horny bitch is such a slay

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  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★½

    if my dad isn’t stanley tucci i don’t want him

  • Wind River

    Wind River

    ★★★½

    not him in his fucking all white snowsuit giving lady gaga house of gucci

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    a little stupid very unsubtle

    but smart and subtle doesn’t give you 2 robert pattinsons and 1000 creepers 💗

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    Christopher Nolan is to film what I am to pool. Just after shooting one clean off the table, he has returned with maybe the best thing I’ve seen in my stupid life, or at least this year.

    Jaw on the ground, winded, and only half of that reaction was Cillian Murphy’s cheekbones in 35mm