Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Gremlins 1984

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2023

  probably nothing brings me the same amount of joy as my mom turning into an absolute whiner as soon as this comes on 

  “ughhhhhhchfhchch not the gremlins!” 

  And then the ensuing list of questions 

  “Who is this actor”
  “You watch this every year and you don’t know this actor?”
  “So they’re bad?”
  “What do you mean rules?”
  “Are they like a gang?”
  “Are they like a pet to this guy?”
  “Do people die in this movie?”

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  Oklahoma! 1955

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2022 2

  Gloria Grahame as local horny bitch is such a slay

Recent reviews

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  Easy A 2010

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  if my dad isn’t stanley tucci i don’t want him

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  Wind River 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  not him in his fucking all white snowsuit giving lady gaga house of gucci

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  a little stupid very unsubtle

  but smart and subtle doesn’t give you 2 robert pattinsons and 1000 creepers 💗

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Christopher Nolan is to film what I am to pool. Just after shooting one clean off the table, he has returned with maybe the best thing I’ve seen in my stupid life, or at least this year.

  Jaw on the ground, winded, and only half of that reaction was Cillian Murphy’s cheekbones in 35mm