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2001: A Space Odyssey 1968
Have you ever been to a concert with an artist you really enjoy, but the concert goes on a little too long and you reach a point where you realize your feet kind of hurt, the person next to you has B.O. and you’re ready to go home? That’s kind of how I felt in this movie.
Like I realize this movie is a classic and it is pretty cool…but brother, I didn’t need 20 minutes of humans in ape…
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Free Solo 2018
I clench during this movie.
I clench because it’s kind of scary watching a guy put his entire life into trusting a thumb hold (a thumb hold) the depth of a dime.
I clench because I remember the time I once tried to go free soloing on a somewhat steep grassy hill that was 25 feet high and almost died.
I clench because I’m not a psychologist but even I can see there’s something going on here.
I clench because it’s a great film.
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Expend4bles 2023
About three quarters of the way through this movie Megan Fox says, “We’ll stay quiet until we have to get loud.” How is that a command? How is that even something you have to say? Isn’t that just life in general? I don’t know, I’ve never been in the military. Nevertheless, that one line basically sums up the entire movie.
Oh also, Sylvester Stallone definitely murdered an innocent man.
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