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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Sep 2024 1

  this might be the most infuriating film i’ve ever seen

  all of what this film has to say about female beauty standards could be summed up in a fucking slideshow of an aging starlet who got addicted to plastic surgery and messed up their face. so so unbelievably shallow. 

  it has absolutely no concern with the systemic forces of capital that create ridiculous body standards in the real world.  it is pathetic body horror given the barbie treatment — its pithy…

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  Inception 2010

  ★ Watched 11 Aug 2024

  turns out this film is only enjoyable to watch under the age of 12 :/ 

  nonsensical, drab and pseudo intellectual slop-fest that felt a million years too long

Popular reviews

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Jun 2024 1

  answered a lot of questions i had watching fury road that i now wish i’d never asked because the answers were all so boring and incoherent 

  and it raises new, even more annoying questions such as — how the fuck did she get an american accent without ever interacting with any americans?

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Dec 2023

  pity half star for jacob elordi’s eyebrow piercing

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