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Favorite films

  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Election
  • Human Traffic
  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

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  • Assassin

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • Mad Max

    ★★½

  • Last Breath

    ★★

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  • Life on the Green

    Life on the Green

    This is my film that premiered at the film festival yesterday and ended up winning best picture, pretty surprising I won that out of anything but oh well.

    Life on the Green is based off a series of dreams I had a few months back while making a short film about a golfer. The dreams involved me either golfing, visited by cults and overall put into the shoes of this fictional character I created. They were quite nonsensical but had…

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    First time watching this was on my tv at home, it was a pretty decent viewing but the distractions of my phone and the noise quality of a downgraded copy of the film made me unappreciated the craft that was put into the project. At the time I gave it eight stars (December 3rd 2022) but later lowered the score to six after realising I didn’t give it the time i should have.

    That was until Parkway Cinema in Barnsley…

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  • Assassin

    Assassin

    Bellend

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★

    More or less what I wanted out of Love Hurts, since it does have some fun and genuine comedic moments. But its 15 minutes too long, very predictable, quite slow at times and overall a very 50/50 experience. Wished they used the gimmick more creatively. 

    6/10 - CINE 25

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  • Y2K

    Y2K

    ★★★

    Pleasant surprise, goes full stupid on it and I love it for that. I actually found it quite funny too, had multiple belly laughs. Cool use of practicles here and there too. Middle budget films reborn?

    6.5/10 - CINE 25

  • Thomas and the Magic Railroad

    Thomas and the Magic Railroad

    ★★★★

    I need people to hear me out on this one. This is a film that I’ve easily seen hundreds of times as an infant. As soon as it would end, I would demand to replay it, and the cycle would continue until i eventually pass out. So its no surprise that the main reason I’m so attached to this film is that I’ve watched it a billion times.

    Thomas and The Magic railway is a bad film, no doubt, but…