Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Simple Favor 2018

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  what a story. I’d like to say that I’m on Team Lively

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  The Monkey 2025

  Watched 03 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  Watched 01 Aug 2024

  I’ll tell you why they didn’t bring back Helen Hunt. It’s because they don’t fucking care. Bill Paxton smirks from the grave. 2 stars

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 04 Jan 2025 1

  Disturbed’s cover of the Sound of Silence, but for 2+ hours