Jesse H.

Jesse H.

"Very like a whale." - Hamlet

Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • The Love Witch

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  • The Keep

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • Hot Frosty

    ★★

  • Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery

    ★★★★

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  • The Keep

    The Keep

    ★★★½

    I am now known as "The Keep Defener".

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    Really enjoyed this on an aesthetic level. I'm overall a fan of Eggers, and the visual language established for the flow between reality and nightmares was both gorgeous and remarkably effective. I'm not a stickler for historical accuracy in production design, but when it's done well (and Eggers always does it well), the attention to detail really adds to the atmosphere. This film feels like how someone living in the sexually repressed and xenophobic culture of 1830s Germany would describe…

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  • My Santa

    My Santa

    ½

    this movie either deserves five stars or one watching it was the most surreal experience I've had in a while

  • Christmas Bounty

    Christmas Bounty

    ★★★

    this movie is fucking hilarious I don't think it has anything to do with Christmas but it's so fucking funny

    also who cares if the miz is good or not in it the miz showing up is wild when will he change his ring name to Micky muscles or whatever