Mike

Mike

Big hairy balls-gullet fucker

Favorite films

  • Max Keeble's Big Move
  • Hackers
  • Mallrats
  • Space Jam

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  • Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

  • Oldboy

    ★★★★★

  • Grown Ups 2

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

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  • Ne Zha 2

    Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

    Absolute fucking banger. Seeing this in IMax almost made my head explode, best animated movie I’ve seen in AGES bro

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★★★★★

    Dude

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ½

    THE BEANS AND TOAST OF MUSIC REALLY EMPHESIZES THE DISGUSTING SOGGINESS AND DISTATSE THE FOOD BRINGS BECAUSE THIS MOVIE FELT LIKE THE DIRECTOR WAS SLOW RUBBING ROBBIE WILLIAMS COCK FOR 135 MINUTES. HIS WHOLE FUCKING MONKEY PERSONA IS SO FUCKING EGOTISTICAL AND DUMB! BRITISH PEOPLE DONT YELL AT ME FOR WE HAD ELVIS, IM SORRY YOUR GUY IS THIS JACK OFF BUT HES IRRELEVANT TO ME AND NONE OF HIS MUSIC ALLOWS HIM TO SAY “YOUR ASS IS MINE FOR…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Mark Ruffalo is more angry in this movie then he ever has been as the hulk and I don’t like that, also they should have Swiss cheesed his wife when they had the chance idk what they was thinking.

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