Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rise of the Guardians 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  hear me out easter bunny

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  after watching it another 3 times and watching the 2nd one not really sure why i ever day it 3.5 stars but oh well 
  rip maximus you would be HORRIFIED to know they made you the number 1 wife lover out to be a cheater

Popular reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

  ★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2024 1

  mistake one not telling dumbledore the weird shit you’re figuring out 
  mistake number two NOT GETTING THE REST OF THE TEACHERS WHEN YOU OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS LIKE BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW
  AND AGAIN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC THERE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  literally down with the WHOLE system!!!!! 
  we need OFSTED in that school cause the way Hogwarts would be shut down with such swiftness oh my lordy 
  and literally throw the ministry…

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  The Fall 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  lee pace is so googely moogely STUNNING like what the actual fuck 
  anyway roy and alexandria’s way of talking you just know the script was just lee pace tells the story and works around catinca’s additions and i loved it
  also LOVE a good costume design in movies - the black bandits mask and the princesses wedding headpiece are referenced in my uni work and i love that i love the movie as well