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  • Opus

    ★★★½

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    ★★★★

  • Alice

    ★★★½

  • Robot Dreams

    ★★★★

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  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★½

    If a movie was a happy meal— kinda exactly what you expected, comforting, a nasty lil treat etc but ultimately not an experience you’d write about in your diary. I love many of the actors and I had a fun time (even the theater inexplicably turning the house lights on full blast for like 5 min in the middle of the movie) but I’m sad to say I may have had my fill of this particular genre of (mostly A24)…

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    Cléo from 5 to 7

    ★★★★

    I enjoy how many times they call this white woman a spoiled brat to her face. I’m once again tempted to be a French New Wave time lord because Corrine Marchand made pouting and walking around look so good. Maybe I just miss Paris.

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  • Ash

    Ash

    ★★★½

    What if Event Horizon and the Last of Us kissed in a k hole?

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Wasn’t super into the narration and the third act got a little silly billy but generally a good time at the movies (which, if you’ve been following along, is almost all I care about). Mark Ruffalo seems like he got heavily praised for his portrayal of a whacky narcissist in Poor Things and is going to try to replicate that feeling from here on out. His performance (teeth-centric) is quite funny and so I guess I’ll chase that dragon with…

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