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  In the Soup 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Seymour Cassel is everything

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  Men in Black 1997

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  My kid said his teacher told him about a movie about Black men. I put it on and he said Will Smith reminds him of the guy from Severance w two girlfriends. He’s five and I expect they’ll quote this in a doc about him one day. In the end, we agreed— the film is a tight little masterpiece.

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  Ash 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  I can see now how every movie is just going to be an allegory for the death cult that is the USA. That’s fine. It’s a fair critique.

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