Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I like hairy chests

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  It seems like Bong Joon-ho learned halfway through production that water bears existed and said "fuck yeah who needs philosophical debates when you can center a movie about copying human life around singing eight-legged bugs?"

Popular reviews

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  The Day Iceland Stood Still 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  "You can't become a captain"
  "Ok fuck you I'm going to become president then"

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Thank god there is no chance I'll ever be rich enough to hire an entourage of crazy employees

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