Warning: 90% of my ratings are completely arbitrary (some days a 3 seems like a good score and others it doesn't, ya know?)
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Demons 1985
There was a part of me which believed that, though a little trite, the film's twist was going to be that the mysterious guy who handed out the tickets for the film was a person trying to contain the infection within one sealed location so that the prophecy would come to pass without harming the rest of the world, that when he began trying to push the main male protagonist back down into the theater, it was because the latter,…
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Hellraiser 1987
Shoutout to the fellow freaks who used their Wednesday night to see Andrew Robinson seductively say "Come to daddy" on the big screen, but an even bigger shoutout to the person who showed up to the cinema in the mall in full latex for the ideal Cenobite fit
Also, Clare Higgins could absolutely dupe me into going up to her attic to be murderedTranslated from by
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Miss Minoes 2001
The world would be a better place if everytime someone committed animal abuse, the community joined together, pushed them into a dirt pit, and cheered at their misfortune
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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 2020
Me a couple months ago, pre-Red Dwarf: Huh, I heard about that show, like, a decade ago! I should give it a try, it could be fun
Me now, curled up in a shock blanket, rocking back and forth and whispering to myself: Give me one reason why I shouldn't unplug right now. Woah, woah! Look, we need you. I need you. Why? You know, to bounce off...you know, ideas and stuff. You don't need me. I'm not sure you…Translated from by
